James Cox

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:09:28 GMT

yo dudes I guess you know the deal by now

This party won't be a huge extravaganza because I'm poor now but there'll be some finger food and some beer and coke. Maybe ice cream and trifle.

Poster:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=1915843995

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:26:08 GMT

Poland pics for those interested who may not have otherwise seen.
http://forthehor.de/forums/viewtopic.php?t=20432

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:06:24 GMT

Dramahouse New Years' Party 2007

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:09:29 GMT

2008 is shaping up the be the newest year in history, so we'll be having a party to celebrate its arrival.
That means friends, fun times, and the usual geeky party activities of singing The Portal Song loudly and playing Guitar Hero.

Time: 7-8PM I guess
Crashout Space: pretty limited
Fridge Space: tonnes so bring something
Transport: Pretty easy since we're in Stirling.

bvlarghj

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:22:06 GMT

Labor voters *literally* made me very, very sick.

I guess at least I'll be able to enjoy bad quality but free stomach pumps.

CURSE YOU MUFFLER

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:35:36 GMT

My car now sounds like a... family sedan. ;_;

POKÉMON DANCE PARTY!!!!! 10/02/07*

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:23:19 GMT

>>Repost from FTH<<

*not actually a Pokémon themed party

Greetings all,

It's my birthday on the 7th of Feb, and since my dos are attended by the best 24/7 party people there won't be much space for the rest of you but you could probably fit in the garage I guess.

Where: DRAMADOME - 7 George Street, Stirling
When: Saturday the 10th of Feb, from whenever till late
RSVP: email, ICQ/MSN/IRC/AIM all the works, 0432 984 389, post in this thread
What to bring: sleeping gear if you want to crash, softies/beer/spirits/food are optional, music, a present would be nice
Don't bring any dodgy shit or I'll kick you... IRL.

There'll be mixed drinks, soft drinks, hamburgers , chicken, hot music, cold trifle, videos and video games all in the one place! You'd be crazy to miss it! OSU! :osu:

I'm a superstar!

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:22:18 GMT

Girl looks bored, I look angry^Wawesome.

More fruity = more laughter.

Only managed to win like one sing-off, though. :(

P Plates with V8s

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:53:02 GMT

P plates: 2/2
V8: 11000/18000

Where can I get a bumper sticker that says "350 cuin: there's no replacement for displacement."

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 14:21:23 GMT

LJ-Haiku² for coxymla
a zerg zerg zerg z zerg's the word a well a zerg zerg zerg z z
@

Created by Grahame

Baby got back

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 13:25:59 GMT

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Sat, 20 May 2006 07:29:22 GMT

Now I suppose I am one of those trendy people that has good times every Friday night and takes many pictures with a cellular camera.

Next time I'll need to remember to keep my eyes open.

whoring for comments

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:33:23 GMT

So tim, my fist is pretty sore right now; how about yours?

i didnt want to read this.. cuz i would cry.well i did

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 08:45:12 GMT

boy- hey, hun
girl- hey
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh rele? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence<..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- rele?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah........but not her.
friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:

-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, I love u hun.
>very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- wht???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
>click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whts up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear wht?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- rele? y? wht happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- ..................
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i..........
boy- u wht?? U WHT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................
girl- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ...........
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand. With a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:
i told her i would take a bullet for her....
just like she said she would die for me...

repost dis if you care or love sum1

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 14:53:47 GMT

nacks with a plan
10:41 PM
Tim
snacks on a plan
10:41 PM
hmartin@westnet.com.au
cakes make a stain
10:41 PM
James Cox
drakes met with disdain
10:41 PM
Jeff
snakes on a plain
10:41 PM
hmartin@westnet.com.au
mate say that again
10:42 PM
Tim
haha
10:42 PM
James Cox
sake served by crane
10:42 PM
Jeff
bake in a drain
10:43 PM
Tim
lake with a brain
10:43 PM
hmartin@westnet.com.au
steaks in the brain
10:43 PM
James Cox
make you feel pain
10:43 PM
Jeff
makefile for gaim
10:44 PM
hmartin@westnet.com.au
haha
10:44 PM
» this is quite lame
10:44 PM
James Cox
forsaken eat grain
10:44 PM
Jeff
your mum said the same
10:44 PM
Tim
hahaha lame more like grate
10:44 PM
James Cox
and then they eat brains
10:45 PM
Jeff
while running down drains

RIP majora

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 15:18:04 GMT

Pulled the ol' iMac apart tonight, it's the PSU for sure. Fried in a power surge no doubt; the logic board, screen and drives are currently in an unknown state. :(

Goonmeet last Friday was great; much kudos to Sam for organising it and being very accomodating as per usual. Apparently the management was really happy with us because we spent over $600 in booze in addition to the $600 or so on food and bowling, although that latter amdount was very nicely discounted.

I've got my DS flashed, too, now. I can actually play some games otherwise impossible to get, like Trauma Center (pretty freaking hard, too) and Phoenix Wright (pretty freaking hilarious, too). I'm going to trade in this crappy flashcart, though; as soon as there's something that fits in a DS Lite without sticking out too much I'll go for that.

COME BACK, CAPTAIN FALCON!

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 03:42:13 GMT

This is where I went to try and find a F-Zero AX machine.

WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Greetings from Deadmines

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Sun, 10 Jul 2005 02:12:45 GMT

The Government of Singapore was only too happy to name a street after us.

If I didn't actually care about the story of Wars World, I would have bought this.

Thrall faces off against the evil forces of the Burning Legion.

UCC, the official coffee of ACC Murphy.

VANCLEEF DOWN ON SINGAPORE HORDE

ZOMG MEME

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 02:34:08 GMT

"If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the internet, post this sentence in your journal."

CATGONK I WUB YOU

I remember reading Azure Heights as a kid and being surprised that one other guy had Perth, Western Australia as his profile location. I wondered if I'd ever actually run into you, and then concluding that you seemed like a giant asshole anyway and nothing good would come of a chance encounter. ^_^

WARRIOR: 1 - FAGGOT NIGHTFURY ALLIANCE HUNTER WOULD-BE GANKER: 0

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 12:15:00 GMT

So there I was, minding my own business, mining Witherbark trolls for mageweave. I was in Battle Stance, charging through the lvl 40 mobs only slowing down when I was about to die. I finish off the last mob in the current chain at about 400 health, when I hear the horrible noise of a bow being fired... AT ME.

"Ziggen begins to cast Serpent Sting."

"Fucking faggot ganker" I think as I whirl around to see a pet attacking me and another pansy hunter firing his bow.

"You are afflicted by Serpent Sting.
Unknown Entity's Claw crits you for 8." <== LOLOLOL

Hitting my Battle Shout key with a speed that only playing a warrior for 17 and a half days can teach you, I grit my teeth and try to catch up with the ganker.

"Ziggen begins to cast Scorpid Sting."
You gain Battle Shout."
"Ziggen's Auto Shot misses you."
"You are afflicted by Scorpid Sting."
"You are afflicted with Improved Scorpid Sting."
"Cat's Bite hits you for 5."
"Ziggen's Auto Shot hits you for 70."
"Ziggen begins to cast Arcane Shot."
"Ziggen's Arcane Shot hits you for 115."
"Cat's Claw hits you for 3."

I don't really expect to win, even if the hunter is lvl 46. I do, however, have a slight chance against him, so I hit a Major Healing Potion for an almost maximum heal.

"YOUR HEALING POTION HEALS YOU FOR 1689."

Of course, next up we have Concussive Shot, so I hit the Bloodrage.

"Ziggen begins to cast Concussive Shot."
"You are afflicated by Concussive Shot."
"You gain 10 Rage."
"You gain Bloodrage."
"Concussive Shot fades from you."

Now another chunk of my health is gone, this is going to have to be quick. Thank god for Concussion Blow, which is perfect for killing hunters.

"Your Concussion Blow hits Ziggen for 160." <== STUNNED, MOTHERFUCKER

Now to wrap this baby up and see if I can take out 95% of his hit points before he can take out 25% of mine.

"You hit Ziggen for 169."
"You hit Ziggen for 189."
"You cast Demoralizing Shout."
"Your Thunder Clap hits Ziggen for 49."
"YOU CRIT ZIGGEN FOR 345."
"Your Heoic Strike hits Ziggen for 261."
"You hit Ziggen for 161."
"You hit Ziggen for 177."
"Your Heroic Strike hits Ziggen for 262."
"You hit Ziggen for 163."
"YOU CRIT ZIGGEN FOR 351."

Killed him, with slightly over 100 HP to spare. I love a happy ending.

In the age of CS two units battle for dominance

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Tue, 14 Dec 2004 11:10:05 GMT

Double major in Computer Science and Information Technology (Systems)

Algorithms - CS - 69%
Concurrent Programming - CS&IT - 61%
Databases - IT - 57%
Computer Networks - IT - 51%
Computer & Network Security - IT - 69%
Software Requirements and Project Management - IT - 64%
Human-Computer Interaction - CS&IT - 76%
Professional Computing - CS&IT - 53%

Take Conc, CNS, SRPM and HCI to get a 4 unit average of 67.5%.
Required: 70%.

SUP TIM

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 13:07:53 GMT

BANNED FOR POSTING CHATLOGS

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Mon, 06 Sep 2004 14:05:29 GMT

--] Mitch (Mitch@vw-17348.level15.net) has joined #unisfa
[sqbr] jewish muslim athsist angry lesbian Dark Queen of Metal. Thats me!
* sonnlich nods seriously.
* sqbr glowers intimidatingly
* sonnlich cowers girlishly.
[Mitch] so is this the home of those UCC'ers
* sonnlich raises an eyebrow.
[sonnlich] No. This is the home of UniSFA. See the channel name?
[Mitch] :/
[sonnlich] Who are you, that you ask such a question?
[Mitch] i am me
[sonnlich] Which is who?
[Mitch] a person
[c_avdas_] ...
[sonnlich] Not to be rude or anything, but we all know each other here, and things get rather fraught when a stranger approaches.
--- [Mitch] (Mitch@vw-17348.level15.net) : Foo
--- [Mitch] #unisfa @#cowsgomoo #debian @#gamesondemand
--- [Mitch] iinet.wa.au.austnet.org :iiNet Limited - www.iinet.net.au
--- [Mitch] idle 00:00:56, signon: Mon Sep 6 22:15:34
--- [Mitch] End of WHOIS list.
[Mitch] from the first line i saw when i entered i can see that
[Mitch] [21:51] [sqbr] jewish muslim athsist angry lesbian Dark Queen of Metal. Thats me!
[coxy] A GOD bloke, eh?
[Mitch] yea
[coxy] sup
[Mitch] an admin atleast
[coxy] What's your nick?
[Mitch] not much
[Mitch] Felix
[coxy] AHA
[coxy] You're a champ, dude
[sonnlich] Coxy, don't encourage him.
[Mitch] pfft who are you
* sqbr is confused
* sonnlich is annoyed.
* c_avdas_ is sleepy
[Mitch] calm down sonnlich
[sonnlich] No.
[coxy] I play as STAR Nell or Hitler McStalin
[Mitch] dont make me get the tranqulisers out
[sonnlich] See, basically, this is not the channel you should be in, if you don't have any idea who we are.
[sqbr] People should be able to explore.
[coxy] shhh, men's talk
[Mitch] i do know who you are
[sonnlich] Really.
[DLOM-reaps] hahah
[Mitch] hey Reaps
[sonnlich] If that were true, you would know better than to play this shit.
[DLOM-reaps] Hi Felix
[Mitch] whats up
[DLOM-reaps] comedy, apparently
[DLOM-reaps] have you banned mcspud yet
[Mitch] no
[DLOM-reaps] awwww :(
[Mitch] ive had sooo many people asking me to
[coxy] I'd invite lionel in but he's not on
[coxy] Seriously though mitch, have you ever spectator'd him?
[Mitch] see sonnlich im just one of those family members you got an abotion on
[Mitch] no but hes a bit bs
[sonnlich] No, really, if you were a member of my family you'd have manners.
[Mitch] i never said YOUR family
* sqbr decides its all too confusing (Talk about now knowing who people are) and goes of to read blogs
[coxy] He can apparently get a headshot at 100 metres without even spotting the opponent, AHEM
[sonnlich] Coxy.
[Mitch] coxy so can i
[sonnlich] This is not the fucking UCC channel.
[sonnlich] Can you please take your pet elsewhere?
[Mitch] does it matter?
[coxy] mind your own business
[coxy] it's not like this is the centre of important discussion
[sonnlich] It's also not the place to bring randoms.
[Mitch] im not a random
[coxy] I didn't bring him here, he came of his own accord
[DLOM-reaps] this is going to lead to a battle of titans
[sonnlich] Let's see, Mitch.
[Mitch] yea i can see that DLOM-reaps
[sonnlich] Have you ever been to UniSFA?
[coxy] I just happen to know him through a mutual server
--- DLOM-reaps is now known as reaps
--] SusanStoHelit (Gretel@vw10789.uwa.edu.au) has joined #unisfa
[Mitch] sonnlich no and thats not the point
--- ChanOP gives channel operator status to SusanStoHelit
[sonnlich] Yes, yes it is.
[Mitch] this is IRC people can talk about whatever they want
[reaps] what, this is a super-secret treehouse club now?
[sonnlich] See the channel name. This is the UniSFA channel. If you have not been to UniSFA, you are by default a random, who does not belong.
* OliverM hugs SusanStoHelit
[sonnlich] No, it's the goddamn UniSFA channel.
[coxy] It's a fun place to hang out where all the cool people go
[sonnlich] It is the channel. For UniSFAns.
[sonnlich] Yes, coxy - a list which does not include this dipshit.
[Mitch] i know reaps, coxy, trs80, mesh, Tieryn, NickB from elsewhere
[coxy] Good thing you're not an op, then
[Mitch] that doesnt stop me from talking to them
[sonnlich] And yet, you are not a UniSFAn, and therefore you do not belong.
[sonnlich] Whatever.
[-- sonnlich has quit (Exit: Oh, no, not my gumdrop buttons...)
[reaps] hHAHa
[coxy] ahahahahahahahahaha
[Mitch] what a grumpy ass
[coxy] MARIOWNED

DEFENSE AS SOLID AS A ROCK

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 12:44:54 GMT

Team of wonder: Coxy(M), Dave(F), Toby(C), Thomas(S) and Alwyn(E).
7/21/04 NEVAR FORGET

>500 medic XP in a single map :monocle:

RUSHIN' ZERG

coxy@ucc.asn.au — Mon, 05 Jul 2004 04:03:37 GMT

A-well-a everybody's heard about the zerg
Z-z-z-zerg, zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, the zerg is the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, well the zerg is the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, well the zerg is the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, well the zerg is the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the zerg?
Well, the Protoss know that the zerg is the word!
A-well-a zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the zerg
zerg, zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg, zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the zerg?
Well, the UED's talking about the zerg!
A-well-a zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word
A-well-a zerg...

RUSHIN' ZERG!!!!!
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb...... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the zerg?
Well, Kerrigan knows that the zerg is the word!
A-well-a zerg, zerg, z-zerg's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow